Feeling lousy…literally?

LICE LAUGHING EMOJISo you have lice. That’s no reason to lose your sense of humor. Here are a few jokes to keep you’re spirits high during this stressful time in your lousy house.

What did the headlice say when their host went to the barber?
“There goes the neighborhood.”

What did the mother louse say to her misbehaving little nits?
“Don’t make me get the comb!”

What is the favorite hobby of head lice?
Nitting.

What does a louse need to drive?
A license

What did the masochist say to the headlice?
“Bite me!”

On “Who wants to be a Millionaire: Lice Edition” what does the louse use for help?
His Lice Line

Where do mountain-climbing head lice go?
The widow’s peak.

What is the favorite lice nursery rhyme?
Three Blind Lice

What do you call a head louse on a bald person?
Homeless!

What is a head louse’s favourite musical?
Hair!

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Author: Heather Zachariah

Former Art Director for Home Magazine, Heather Leahy Zachariah, left her career in publishing after baby number number one. She now works from home as a freelance graphic designer and a chauffeur to her 3 busy kids. "Working on TipsFromTown has been a wonderful outlet for me. It renewed my love of publishing where I can design colorful, enticing pages online and allows me to share the things I love about being a mom." Heather grew up in Shaker Heights, Ohio, a place that still is near and dear to her. " After living in Brooklyn for 18 years and studying Graphic Design at Pratt Institute, she now lives in the Jersey burbs. "I love living so close to NYC, but in my heart, I'm an Ohio girl."

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